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Some funny incorrect Larry conversations, they always make me laugh. Credit to @togetherorapart on IG these are hilarious!
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Dick, annoyed that he can’t figure out what’s wrong with his escrima’s taser: What do you WANT FROM ME
Jason, overhearing: Firstborn. And some Tostitos. Not necessarily in that order.
Tim, not looking up: Crazy Uber Eats order
Damian: Maybe living with Grandfather wasn’t so bad
#based on a real conversation#shoutout to my bestie bae shawtie hottie homie slash platonic who projects onto Jason like there’s no tomorrow this is for you#you’re welcome that I didn��t give your quote to Tim it was a very close thing#incorrect quotes#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne
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Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
#you know that conversation back at the Batcave is gonna be awkward as hell#Bruce: Tim why does Ra’s al Guhl think you should be the heir to the league of assassins?#Tim: fuck if I know that wackos been trying to recruit me for years#Bruce: YEARS??#Tim: yeah it was something about me being the world’s greatest detective#Bruce: hold on a damn minute#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake and bruce wayne#Tim Drake and Ra’s al Guhl#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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Damage.
Quote by @desertbcrnnobody
#zutara#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#katara#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#zutara au#zutara fanart#zutara art#katara x zuko#zuko x katara#atla zuko#katara fanart#atla katara#katara art#katara of the southern water tribe#agni kai#crossroads of destiny#the southern raiders#Listen. They're everything to me#This incorrect quote is supposed to be a conversation but... I saw it as the progression of their relationship#They're so precious so wholesome so intense so beautiful#I'll save you from the pirates#That's something we have in common#I'm ready to forgive you#I think I'm the one who should be thanking you#*sniff*#They're so iconic...
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Jason: happy zombie day!!
Dick: ....Jason
Dick: do you mean fucling EASTER?
#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#an actual conversation with Jay
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Jason, laying on the couch: Do you think that 9/11 happened in the paw patrol universe?
Bruce: Sometimes I wish I hadn't adopted you..
#source: conversion between my Ma and one of my sibs just changed around a bit to fit better#the original was with a different A word....#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batman quotes#batman incorrect quotes#dc batman#batman#dc bruce wayne#bruce wayne#dc jason todd#jason todd#dc red hood#red hood#incorrect red hood#incorrect jason todd#batfam
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#all of their conversations were like this#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#bedelia du maurier#incorrect quotes
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[Nightwing and Red Hood on a stake out outside a convenience store]
Nightwing: [watching the back] See anything yet?
Red Hood: [watching the front] A lady just bought $75 worth of cookies and two gallons of milk
Nightwing: Wow. Cookie Monster in disguise
Red Hood: Didn't know Cookie was a thirty something year old woman. Very good disguise
Nightwing: That's the point. He hides in plain sight
Red Hood: Sure, if you say so
[Half hour later]
Red Hood: Any changes from your side?
Nightwing: Other than me wanting a cookie? No
#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batkids#based on a real conversation
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Annabeth: Percy and I are dating now
Thalia: Yeah I've known that for a while now
Annabeth: We just started?
Thalia: Then what the fuck were you doing before that?
#hi sorry for the silence! had a lot going on 😓#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#thalia grace#percabeth#source: i dont know the original conversation but i know it was from twitter#incorrect quotes
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my absolute favourite devil's minion dynamic, ft: my last night's text conversation with my husband
#iwtv#devil's minion#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#amc interview with the vampire#texting meme#armandaniel#incorrect quotes#armand de nothing#armand nolastname#the thing about marrying someone Precisely your type is that you will keep having conversations that sound like incorrect quotes meme
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Nightmare: you amuse me, human. i'm going to make you mine.
You: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet?
Nightmare: yes.
#incorrect quotes#ignore the sound of the door locking#that has nothing to do with the conversation#now come closer...
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Tim: There's fries in the fridge if you want
Jason, *opening fridge*: these cold stale ass fries?
Tim: They're in the fridge. Did you expect them to be freshly hot outta my ass?
Jason: Well damn, mb. I'll put them in the air fryer
Tim, muttering under his breath: look who developed common fucking sense
#they're siblings your honor#totally not a conversation between me and my sib#dc#batman#gotham#batfam#batfamily#dcu#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#incorrect quotes
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average conversation in the marauders dorm:
peter: there are two wolves inside of you: drinking and gambling
james: they’re making out
remus: actually i’m pretty sure moony is the only wolf inside me
sirius: same
peter: BAHAHAH
james: (in shock)
#based on a real conversation#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#james potter#the marauders#remus lupin#young peter pettigrew#marauders as shit my friends have said#harry potter#wolfstar#the marauders era#mwpp era#dead gay wizards#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#young marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#mwpp#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders fandom#atyd fandom#the marauders fandom#peter pettigrew#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#remus peter sirius and james#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#incorrect wolfstar quotes
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Tim: hey! I'd be an awesome goalie
Bruce: why?
Tim: because I don't have the self preservation instincts to be afraid of soccer balls flying at my face
Bruce:
Tim: im just saying
#based on a real conversation i had with my mother#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#batman#tim drake#bruce wayne
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jason: mate i'll fight you
dick: i'll bite you
jason: BITE ME?
dick: yeah? you bite me, i'll bite you
jason: I SAID FIGHT YOU! WHY WOULD I BITE YOU?
dick: ohh... i'll still bite you
#a conversation that just happened between me and my brother#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfam#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#batman#batkids#batfam#dc
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James: what's your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Regulus: 'J' for James
James: Now I feel like an idiot cause I was gonna say 'Q'
#Based on a conversation I literally just had#I'm James#marauders#incorrect quotes#marauders era#regulus black#james potter#jegulus incorrect quotes#jegulus#starchaser
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